Skewer yourself
They may graze skin like knife
Sever, spiking, may need sutures
Groove yourself
A spar the wound it makes
‘Til an ord’nance banned diversure
Seek on shelf:
Now none with points they make
If some flew now that's illegal play
Dark - sneaky stealth
For this amuse’ partake
Now I’m hoarding those...

Owner of a lonely jart
Owner of a lonely jart
A-bettor outlawed
Owner of forbidden jarts
Owner of the only jarts

Danger prone, but you’ll chance it!
True - it hurts when it gores
Toss it now...
Illegally deny
Watch advance as jart is flown-ly
“You’ll hurt yourself”
Not if steps back we take
Yeah, they’re all dweebs at C.P.S.C.
It don’t help
To over-regulate
Reaction: knee-jerk, with speed

Owner of a lonely jart
Owner of a lonely jart
A-bettor outlawed
Owner of forbidden jart
Owner of the only jarts

Owner of those *naughty* jarts

Under my own supervision
No excuses though
Avoiding sever - best to be on the ball
In the end you've got to show
‘Sponsibility
And don't you shoot but straight at all – or you’re...

(Insert jart piercing the new siding music here)

Owner of a wayward jart
Owner of a boning jart
A-bettor outlawed
Owner of forbidden jarts
Owner of the only jarts

Owner of a lonely jart
Owner of a lonely jart
A-bettor outlawed
Owner of forbidden jarts
Owner of the only jarts

Owner of a lonely jart!

Sooner or later legislations
Will discern my lonely jart
For they delight, but that’s a plight
Please don’t diss the mega-dart

Won't receive your free will to maul
Want to heave, and holes drill, in lawn
I’ll get peeved if there’s jart recall
Just reprieve it
Just reprieve it