Show yourself,you always live your life,you're still thinking of the future
Prove yourself,you are a fan you make,don't wanna be a loser
Trust yourself,no time for station break,well tape that Super Bowl anyway
See for yourself,you're every show they make,that's the story goes
Owner of a DVR,owner of a DVR
Quite as good as an owner of a VCR,owner of a DVR

Say you don't want to watch it,but you've saw it before
Watch it now,a Sorpanos' repeat that's too crazy,is that phony?
Don't lose your mind,it's not for Seinfeld's sake,is there a reason to be lonely?
Now it's time to record Double Dare as well as some Dexter's Lab
Owner of a DVR,owner of a DVR
Quite as good as an owner of a VCR,owner of a DVR
Owner of a DVR

After your own decision,it wasn't bad so
Some shows may never distract your will at all
In the end you've got to see,look before you watch
Why don't you hesitate at all,oh no
Owner of a DVR,owner of a DVR
Owner of a DVR,owner of a DVR
Quite as good as an owner of a VCR,owner of a DVR
Owner of a DVR,owner of a DVR
Quite as good as an owner of a VCR,owner of a DVR
Owner of a DVR

Whatever's good on television,just pull out your DVR
It will excite,it will delight,it will give a better start
Owner of a DVR
Owner of a DVR

Don't deceive your free time at all
Don't deceive your free time at all
Don't deceive your free time at all
Just receive it
Owner of a DVR