Bossy's set for the usual occasion
Mooing through the doorway of her station
Flicks her tail and rubs her snout
Drinking water from a spout

Moo Cow, for Farmer Brown
Moo Cow, don't wear a frown
Moo Cow, it's without a doubt
Funny old sound, just moo out

Getting up at the 5 AM hour
Gotta milk the cow before she turns sour

Does she know what's going on?
Smiles at me, now is that wrong?

Moo Cow, for Farmer Brown
Moo Cow, don't wear a frown
Moo Cow, it's without a doubt
Funny old sound, just moo out

Now what you do is squeeze her udder
Milkpail stands beneath her--she's a stunner
She's a good time, she's a good time cow
Yes, brown cow, how is now

Moo Cow, for Farmer Brown
Moo Cow, don't wear a frown
Moo Cow, it's without a doubt
Funny old sound, just moo out