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Song Parodies -> "American League Astros"

Original Song Title:

"No Holds Barred"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"American League Astros"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It was rumored that the Houston Astros will join the American League, so the possibilities of the Toronto Blue Jays' move to the National League would come to exist.
After those years of being inside the Reliant Astrodome
The Astros suffered a bad season, even Brad Mills is stoned
When American League decides to own the team
"Blue Jays in National League" still lies in our dreams, I remarked
At Minute Maid Park (Minute Maid Park)

After their 106 defeats, the Astros make the change
Jim Crane burst from the shade, both leagues will rearrange
What will he do, what is he going to say?
Even Marlins changed their name anyway, that's so smart
At Minute Maid Park (Minute Maid Park)

The Astros' higher ground where no one's standing in their way (standing in their way)
they'll go on as a stronger team, each and every day

No silver boot for the NL craze, eastern Texas heats up
Their pitchers are now unable to bat, this ain't Governor's Cup
When puma bears exist, when pigs grew bat wings
When the omen breaks loose, wrecking everything, none to bar
At Minute Maid Park (Minute Maid Park)
Minute Maid Park (one minute, Minute Maid Park)

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Porfle Popnecker - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
I like a good baseball tune.

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