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Song Parodies -> "Falling Down The Stairs ( Macho Man)"

Original Song Title:

"Real American"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Falling Down The Stairs ( Macho Man)"

Parody Written by:

Aoife Burke

The Lyrics

so i was watching some of my dads wwe tapes from the 80s and i put this together ... im only 12
when i came crashing down i hurt my head
and i got all dizzy and went to bed
and i hurt my head
and i hurt my spine
im not a macho man
im a woman inside

no im not really a macho man
im just a loopy old woman
im not really a macho man
dont have a wife dont have a life

i went to the doctor he dont know whats wrong
i dont think he bothered to look at all
i know that deep inside of me
the girl inside me wants to be free

im not really a macho man
im just a loopy old woman
im not really a macho man
dont have a wife
dont have a life

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Warren - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmm..... Great parody, But I thought that "Real American" belonged to Hulk Hogan - not Macho Man Randy Savage; better known to younger viewers as BONESAW (Spider-man) Other than this "slip-up"....... Fantastic!!!
Aoife Burke - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
holy crapi forgot all about almost 16 now hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
raddog20002002 - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
If you graduate from high school and release this song parody, it could be a smash hit.

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