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Song Parodies -> "Well I've Got A Brand New Excavator"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Well I've Got A Brand New Excavator"

Parody Written by:

Drew Coppinger And Sam Hillman

The Lyrics

I got fed up with changing hoses each night,
When bits fell off it was a terrible sight,
Well now I've spent some money and I'm sure you'll agree,
This excavator is the best you will see


Well I've got a brand new excavator and I'll give you the key,
Come along now lets dig together in perfect harmony
I've got a Case Poclain and you've got a JCB
Now I've got a brand new excavator and I'll give you the key

Crawling in the mud was not really a joke
That fateful day when the slew pinion broke,
Flat batteries in the morning are a thing of the past,
Now I've got rid of the old girl at last


That muck Mick he's got a lovely V8,
and all the girls just can't wait for a date
Well that's about to change now I've got some class
I'll have them girls come running at last


That Michael Palmer tried to pull the other day
Some young girly that was going his way
But he didn't stand a chance 'cause his equipments out of date
In fact you could say it was really second rate


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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Phil Alexander - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
So I guess I'm not the only person who bought the "Finest harvest of the Wurzels" CD, then? And do the girls really come flocking for a V8 excavator? Great to see a Wurzels parody here.. indidentally, The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) was the first record I ever bought.
Jess - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I read urs drew so u read mine, but ye its not bad, dunt really av a point, but its ok, it meets the pacing original, n is a bit funny, wel written though
sara - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
u rock!! lol
Anna - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice1 Drew! nt quite as gud as jess's but still pretty gud so i av 2 giv ya sum cred! Well Done!
TEE - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
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Dar - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
If you think parodies such as this one & The Wurzels are "crap" & "weird" then you definitely do not have a sense of humor! don't take life too seriously. It goes by entirely too fast!

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