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Song Parodies -> "Danica"
Original Song Title:
"Phantom Car"
Original Performer:
Wraith Soundtrack Ltd. Ed. Bonus Track
Parody Song Title:
"Danica"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This parody based on the movie "The Wraith" and its "phantom car" (the Dodge Intrepid). Seems fitting to use Danica Patrick as the topic. Her car in the Daytona 500 was the new Chevy SS coming this fall to dealerships. Sad that she stayed on the outside in the last lap and got passed over, but she didn't have the room for any move to the inside or to get by the other two in front of her. She said she would have "freight-trained" if she tried or caused a pile up to which she would be forever blamed. So she played it cool and still set a women's record for 8th place, one move forward from JG's 9th place record. Good for her.
Track’s open
Tires smokin’
Two hundred laps
Ranks broken
Top speed
One leads
The girl is back
Chevy breed
[Chorus]
Danica
She-wolf leads the pack
Pole starter
She’s on fire
For 10 laps
One ninety-six
Tapped front and back
She’s cruisin’
Pits not too soon ‘n’
She’s back on track
Boy, she’s movin’
Top speed
Car green
The girl strikes back
(to) Number 3
Danica
She-wolf leads the pack
Pole starter
She’s on fire
For 10 laps
One ninety-six
On the attack
Last lap
She falls back
Slips to eighth
Nerves wracked
Inside dare?
A big scare
Ran back-to-back
No room there
Danica
She-wolf leads the pack
Pole starter
She’s on fire
For 10 laps
One ninety-six
The odds were stacked… against her
Still, she set a record!!!
[Lovely, brunette racer]
Tires smokin’
Two hundred laps
Ranks broken
Top speed
One leads
The girl is back
Chevy breed
[Chorus]
Danica
She-wolf leads the pack
Pole starter
She’s on fire
For 10 laps
One ninety-six
Tapped front and back
She’s cruisin’
Pits not too soon ‘n’
She’s back on track
Boy, she’s movin’
Top speed
Car green
The girl strikes back
(to) Number 3
Danica
She-wolf leads the pack
Pole starter
She’s on fire
For 10 laps
One ninety-six
On the attack
Last lap
She falls back
Slips to eighth
Nerves wracked
Inside dare?
A big scare
Ran back-to-back
No room there
Danica
She-wolf leads the pack
Pole starter
She’s on fire
For 10 laps
One ninety-six
The odds were stacked… against her
Still, she set a record!!!
[Lovely, brunette racer]
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Rob - Danica (and the deaths of elderly comedians) will lay to rest the myth of inferior female drivers. ;D
I like Danica, she could speed around my track, anytime
I really hope she wins one day, that way the detractors can finally shut up for a moment.
Thanks guys. Danica is one of my heroes :)
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