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Song Parodies -> "Toxic Zyklon Gases"

Original Song Title:

"Vacuum Cleaner Hoses"

Original Performer:

Willio & Phillio

Parody Song Title:

"Toxic Zyklon Gases"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Donald Trump's alt-right and neo-Nazi supporters have turned on him as a result of his airstrikes on Syria.
I was wasting all my time just looking 'round online
When I came upon a nasty sight
Guys were posting on a forum
And I just could not ignore 'em
And I learned they called themselves alt-right
Florid sesquipedalation
Rantin' bout miscegenation
Using big words to spread bigotry
Reddit's where they love to go
It's a site that many know
As a hive of scum and villainy

And they had toxic Zyklon gases coming out of their asses
And jackboots where their shoes should be
Yeah, they sure love being white, and 4chan's their favorite site
And they dream of shooting refugees
You can't catch a break from their Hoppean snake
And Pepe makes the normies flee
They think Dubya was a rube
But when they turn on the tube
They say "Donald's the guy for me!"

Tried debating one; no luck
'Cause he just called me a cuck
Who needs to take the red pill poste haste
But those pills I can't be poppin'
'Cause my heart it would be stoppin'*
And besides I never liked the taste
I should have listened to my doctor when he told me they had toxic Zyklon gases coming out of their asses
And jackboots where their shoes should be
Yeah, they sure love being white, and 4chan's their favorite site
And they dream of shooting refugees
You can't catch a break from their Hoppean snake
And Pepe makes the normies flee
They think Dubya was a rube
But when they turn on the tube
They say "Donald's the guy for me!"

Well, Assad's been gassing kids
So guess what Donald did?
He dropped bombs upon Assad's air base
Hear the alt-right folks chatter
"Since when do brown lives matter?"
"Donald has betrayed our master race"
Off the Trump Train they've been jumpin'
And on /pol/ the guys are grumpin'
Well I guess you can't please all of your fans
Nipster sippin' on a venti
Shoutin' "Duke in 2020!...
...or Heartiste, 'cause he's a manly man!"

And they have toxic Zyklon gases coming out of their asses
And jackboots where their shoes should be
Yeah, they sure love being white, and 4chan's their favorite site
And they dream of shooting refugees
You can't catch a break from their Hoppean snake
And Pepe makes the normies flee
They think Dubya was a rube
Now when they turn on the tube
They say "Don is no Prez for me!
Oh no, Roosh
Don is no prez for me
Mike Cerno!
Don is no prez for me
Matt Forney!
Don is no prez for me
Whoa, Bannon!
Don is no prez for me!"
DKTOS? It's here Alt-rightists are very annoying. Especially if several of your former classmates have joined their ranks and you keep having to read their rants and scatposts on Facebook. An event that this is quite likely to have happened to you, if you're a former STEM major like me. *I can't drink alcohol because it would cause a drug interaction that would drop my blood pressure to an unsafe level. Presumably "the red pill" would have a similar effect.

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