Living the life of a Grifter on the Take.
Can be a monumental mistake.
I used my Title and my Family Name
While peddling a disgusting influence game.
We fleeced foreign governments without batting an eye.
Promising Diplomatic Favors while sqeezing them
dry.
But just when things were going Hooray
A Laptop from Hell took it all away.

All the Leftwing Libs all say
We could've replaced him any day.
We only let him stay on for as long
Until His usefulness is gone.

In 2020 Joey was our Guy
We dragged him over the finish line.
The House and Senate both went our way.
Our Leftist Agenda was on Full Display.
But then our Policies began to decline.
Now they belong where the Sun don't Shine.
From the Economy, to the Border, to the Polls
Our Mo-Jo just went cold.

All the Leftwing Libs all say
We could've replaced him any day.
We only let him stay on for as long
Until "His" usefulness is gone.

In 2023 all the Libs all say
It's time for our Honcho to go away
With the Easter Bunny along to guide the way.
Time to Usher in a Brand New Day.
But before We Lay Our Honcho Low,
A debt of gratitude the Libs all owe.
He created the Necessary Chaos without Regret
To Push Us to the Great Re-Set.

All the Leftwing Libs all say
We should've replaced Yesterday.
Although He only did what He was told
Now We watch the Election Damage Unfold.