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Song Parodies -> "Across the Pasture"

Original Song Title:

"Across the Field"

Original Performer:

William Dougherty

Parody Song Title:

"Across the Pasture"

Parody Written by:

Allison O'Leary

The Lyrics

Liquidate Ohio State
And humble Jim Tressel.
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,
Send them out to graze
Knock them off their ivory towers!
Send them running into the showers!
Down with Ohio State!
They're a know-nothing party school.

They say the girls that go to OSU
Are husband hunting dames.
They dig the guys who've got the killer instinct,
Not the boys with brains.
In Columbus you're way ahead,
With straight A's in physical-ed!
Down with Ohio State!
They're a know-nothing party school.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 21

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Anonoymous - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
OSU sux
anonymous - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think the author of this parody has actually heard the real song.
sinc - July 08, 2010 - Report this comment
try using... "Jimmy T" in place of Jim Tressel. The syllables flow better
Uof M - May 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Liquidate Ohio State and turn the buckeyes blue they've got a lot of cattle in Columbus it looks just like a zoo HA HA HA knock them off their ivory towers send them crawling into the showers down with ohio state it's a know nothing party school Love, Michigan

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