I should have known better
Than to not have gone to Moe’s
It crimes like these
I do let out loads of Doh’s
Wasted drinks, on Homers Night
But I wont make the mistake again

I find I spend my time
Sitting down at Moe’s
What can I tell you, Margery?
My beers are getting warm
I need you by my side
A tall cold frosty pint
Till I don’t think I can drink anymore

Is this Duff that I’m feeling
Is this the Duff, which I turned down before?
Is this Duff or am I steaming
This must be Duff
Cos its really got a Doh on me
A DOH on me

I cant stop been steaming
I’ve been this drunk before
But with duff I found the key
To put me on the floor
I can go down to Apu’s
Buy more Duff day by day
And I can’t wait to open a tin
So I can taste that sweet old Duff

Is this Duff that I’m feeling
Is this the Duff, which I turned down before?
Is this Duff or am I steaming
This must be Duff
Cos its really got a Doh on me
A DOH on me

Is this Duff that I’m feeling
Is this the Duff, which I turned down before?
Is this Duff or am I steaming
This must be Duff, which I’ve been searching for...