I don’t know what I’m doing
And I sure can read the tin
Trying to make a breakfast to starten off my day
And I must’ve be blind, tin opener I must find
I’ll open up the tin, open up the tin

Though I keep trying to work the toaster
I never seem to know what those slots are for
It might’ve helped if I turned the toaster on
Cos I know that it seems, I cant even open a tin of beans

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m losing my mind, this meal got me entwined

Just another man who cant prepare food
Cant even make a simple meal
My toasters gone it is like working a maze
And I’m thick as it seems, I cant even open a tin of beans

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m losing my mind, this meal got me entwined
I’ll try the toast again, try the toast again
Try the toast again, here I go.

And I’m losing my mind, this meal got me entwined

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m thick as it seems, I cant even open a tin of beans

Here I go with beans on my toast
I really wish that I had learned I was shown
It isn’t easy to make a piece of toast
And I’m losing my mind, this meal has got me entwined
I’ll try the toast again, try the toast again
Try the toast again, here I go.
Try the toast again.