Gonna' snap 'em up
Gonna' snap 'em up
Gonna' snap 'em up
Gonna' snap 'em up
They put the boom boom into my heart
They send my soul sky high when I spot those tarts
Naughty thoughts creep into my brain
Gonna' gain so much that my seams will all strain
Fudgy goodness that is whipped with cream
Don't think of sugar plums when I dream
They are my weakness I can't refrain
Why do you shoot me such nasty looks of disdain?

Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
Ding Dongs will not do no sir oh NO-NO
Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
They're so tasty that I want to cry
Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
Will tip the scale at 5 and double oh oh's
Wanna buy a ton of Ho-Ho's
Ate 16 cases last night
They say I'm gonna die!
Yeah, Yeah

The only bright spot left in my day
When I spot a box, best get outta my way
I'll mow you down just like a freight train
Then I'll eat, eat, eat till the box has been drained
They say I'm crazy, act like a fool
Even photographs of them can make me drool
Bursts of chocolate in every bite
An open box can keep me entertained all night!

Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
Can't figure out why all my diets yo-yo
Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
Can't figure out why my ass is so wide
Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
With a friend or I can do it solo
Wanna eat a ton of Ho-Ho's
Buy me snack cakes tonight
I want a chocolate high
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Snap, em up, snap em up

Getting so fat now that people stare
Had to go buy all new underwear
Can't stop the voices in my head
Eat 18 cases then go lie down on the bed
Snap em up

Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Manager said that they will get no mo mo :(
Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Have to listen to me bitch and cry
Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Feelin' sick like I could big chunks blow, blow
Bought the store out of their Ho-Ho's
Gotta go now bye, bye
Sick and puking all night