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Song Parodies -> "Blast Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Last Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wham!
Parody Song Title:
"Blast Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
okay okay before you read any further you should know that the following parody does NOT reflect my feelings towards Christmas & The Christmas Season as a matter of fact I've pretty much typed down the OPPOSITE of my opinions on the matter and for the sake of humor have written an anti-Christmas parody from an Ebenezer Scrooge-type's point of view don't worry I actually LOVE Christmas! that being said please enjoy!
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
been bitten by cheer bug
this whole stupid town
thinks that I need a hug
are they brain-dead?
can't they understand me?
hate this time of year
but they can't command me
(Merry Christmas)
they say "watch Grinch" I've seen it
next Santa I see I'll kill you
I mean it
now they say "have a mug of nog"
but I won't touch the stuff
it isn't fit for a dog
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
oh oh I hate it
a crowded room
friends with ties and pies
I'm hiding from Stu
'cause his son has lice
my God that smell I think I left my soufflé on
gee it looks like Stu's son paints walls with crayons
my place now a-smoulders with a fire all around
and outside it's colder as house burns to the ground well great
now I've hosted the soirée and I won't do it again
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
my place now a-smoulders with a fire all around (burnt gifts all around)
and outside it's colder as house burns to the ground
maybe next year I'll just say I'm jewish
and avoid this Christmas humbug
humbug...
Christmas...
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
been bitten by cheer bug
this whole stupid town
thinks that I need a hug
are they brain-dead?
can't they understand me?
hate this time of year
but they can't command me
(Merry Christmas)
they say "watch Grinch" I've seen it
next Santa I see I'll kill you
I mean it
now they say "have a mug of nog"
but I won't touch the stuff
it isn't fit for a dog
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
oh oh I hate it
a crowded room
friends with ties and pies
I'm hiding from Stu
'cause his son has lice
my God that smell I think I left my soufflé on
gee it looks like Stu's son paints walls with crayons
my place now a-smoulders with a fire all around
and outside it's colder as house burns to the ground well great
now I've hosted the soirée and I won't do it again
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
Blast Christmas
I hate every part
of this waste of a day make it go away
screw cheer
get on with new years
I can't stand these Christmas specials
my place now a-smoulders with a fire all around (burnt gifts all around)
and outside it's colder as house burns to the ground
maybe next year I'll just say I'm jewish
and avoid this Christmas humbug
humbug...
Christmas...
^ see? I told ya opposite of my own personal opinions I mean everybody knows I'd never badmouth eggnog! LOL! anyway thanks for reading! Have A Merry Christmas! and I'll see you all with some new parodies in the New Year! :)
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I had a blast reading this! 555, and Merry Xmas. Stick around for a few more of my Xmas parodies to come!
This was fantastic!
Yes Jon, you just inspired me to write a Xmas parody for Monday titled, "White Bathroom" from "White Christmas!" Thanks!!!
^ that's awesome Rob! I'll be on the lookout for it! Thanks to both of you for your comments and Thanks to all who are voting on this parody! also if anyone has any parody requests they'd like to see crop up in the new year feel free to suggest them here! :)
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