Last season
Was all about red
But it didn’t flatter
Too many people
This time
The it color is
Something close to cobalt blu-ue

Last season
Was all about red
But it was hard to pull
It off seamlessly
But this
Season’s it color
Can be worn in any for-orm

Once featured, twice misused
The model wore red
Eyeshadow and lipstick
Tell me, do these
Pants make my bum look big?
Well
Be honest with me
Oh I hope you like them
I designed them
They’re in this season’s color
I’ll wear them with a black sweater
And black boots
‘Cause black will balance the color
But if you hate it, Babe,
I won’t wear them around you

Last season
Was all about red
But it didn’t flatter
Too many people
This time
The it color is
Something close to cobalt blu-ue

Last season
Was all about red
But it was hard to pull
It off seamlessly
But this
Season’s it color
Can be worn in any for-orm

Co-cobalt blue

This fashion show
Has bored me to tears
Because the models
Are looking like drones
My God, their agents need
A long, hard wake-up call
Shit!
They need to drop ‘em and scout out new ones

This necklace on Crystal makes her neck look too big
And Daniella cannot walk in these platform shoes
What in the hell am I to do?
My cobalt collection’s failed!

Last season
Was all about red
But it didn’t flatter
Too many people
This time
The it color is
Something close to cobalt blu-ue

Last season
Was all about red
But it was hard to pull
It off seamlessly
But this
Season’s it color
Can be worn in any for-orm

For-orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

This necklace on Crystal makes her neck look too big
And Daniella cannot walk in these platform shoes
Next season I’ll rethink it all
Think hard before I release my
My next
Next collection
I’ll think hard before I, I release my next collection
I’ll consider the models,
Consider the buyers
My collection was a fail
I’ll think hard before I, I release my next collection
I’ll wear it anyway
I loved it enough to make
I thought it would go over well
Go over well
I’ll think hard before I, I’ll think hard before I
I release my next collection
I cannot believe
I abused this season’s, this season’s it color