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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Out , With Han Solo"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Take Me Out , With Han Solo"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

As you know , or at least most people know , this a parody of Harrison Ford's character in the Star Wars Trilogy , it's basically a compliment to the character.
The Giant Rug ,
Giant Rug ,
Giant Rug ,
Giant Rug.

He puts the boom boom to Leia's heart ,
his space ship soars sky high , when the engine starts.
A giant his best friend ,
they argue back and forth , to the very end.

C3PO bugs him ,
or something ain't right.
His best friend chewy ,
is not of the same height.
Some dream of Luke ,
but I dream of him instead.

Take me out , with Han Solo ,
Not with that rambling droid , C3PO.
Take me out , with Han Solo ,
I don't wanna miss the Falcon go sky high.
Take me out , with Han Solo ,
Contradict him , is a big fat No-No.
Take me out , with Han Solo ,
and take me blasting tonight...
I wanna soar sky high!

He doesn't care if your in the way ,
if your his enemy , then he'll blast you away.
He'll turn your joy right into a flame ,
He'll beat you down , because he has no shame.

Cuz' he wants his lady ,
she thinks he's a fool.
He hits on Leia ,
and then she acts so cruel.
''Come on baby , let's not fight.''
Then at the end , they make out all that night.

Take me out with Han Solo ,
Was frozen in carbonite , that was so cold.
Take me out with Han Solo ,
could beat the crap out of that Jar Jar guy.
Take me out with Han Solo ,
He's outfit looks so 74'-o.
Take me out with Han Solo ,
he'll take me blasting tonight...
and then we might get high........
( in the falcon ).

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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 3   1
 4   2
 5   3

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Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I really wanted to love this...but I stumbled on pacing quite a bit. Still...I'm not sure if my Wham isn't as good as it once I'm going to wait to vote...for now. (GREAT idea, though!)
Royce Miller - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Someone who did such a good job with the parody could have done a better job with the title---the pacing of your title goes with "Take Me Out to the Ballgame", but not with the song you used. But you deserve credit for your parody.
Phil Alexander - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Some lovely lines, but also some missing (a couplet before the "Some dream of Luke" line, IIRC). But lots of fun, nonetheless :-)
Chris H. - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil Alexander , I appreciate it
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Chris: You're all clear, kid! Arwen: I'm sure your wham is better than ever. (I have to go wash my mouth out with soap now.)
Chris H. - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I just came back to say thanks for the positive feedback from this...even though Micheal's I'm still trying to figure out? But yea I agree with ya Arwen , I'm not a fan of Wham , but I thought this would be a good idea.

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