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Song Parodies -> "You Are Not The Father"

Original Song Title:

"Here's Johnny"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"You Are Not The Father"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(You are NOT the father!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(You are NOT the father!)
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

"You are NOT the father!" He says, and fails in his special way
"...father!" he says, you know I love him
"You are NOT the father!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
Maury Povich's his name...all right

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say...(You are NOT the father!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(You are NOT the father!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, "You may already be a winner!"
A trooper to the end
A Clydesdale's best friend

"You are NOT the father!" he says, and fails in his special way
"...father!" he says, you know I love him
"You are NOT the father!" he says, and that's the way he gets to dance
What a living

Oh...(You are NOT the father! You are NOT the father!) Wo-o-o, no
(You are NOT the father! You are NOT the father!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
(You are NOT the father!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
Maury Povich's his name

A very special guy...all right
He's on every day
Can't change the channel
When Maury says his line before dancing
(You are NOT the father!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)

"You are NOT the father!" he says, and fails in his special way
"...father!" he says, you know I love him
"You are NOT the father!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Maury Povich's his name
You are NOT the father!

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