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Song Parodies -> "Roll a Dice"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Surgeon"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Roll a Dice"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

We're rollin a dice with your parody of the 1980s song!
I finally made it through elementary school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to play a dice game
Watch my hands

Hey, roll a dice
See it for the very first time
Roll a dice
Face the numbers are my line

Better give me all your box dice
This patient's rolling fast
Students have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that E.S.
Here we go - time to come
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his spin out
And see what he ate

Roll a dice, hey
See it for the very first time
Roll a dice
Here's a waiver for you to roll

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact - I hit the two
The disgrace of the E.S.S.
'Cause my patients roll, yah my patients roll
Before they can play

Roll a dice, hey
See it for the very first time
Roll a dice
Now hit it with a four

Roll a dice, ooh roll a dice
When I hit it
With a five, and my integer, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hit it with a six
For the very last time
That's all!

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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 5

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