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Song Parodies -> "Full Moon Night At Hogwarts School"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Luck Streak In Dancing School"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Full Moon Night At Hogwarts School"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Gotta love subtle plotholes, like in Harry Potter when they're out under a full moon and someone transforms into a werewolf - and they all act like they're surprised! It's Hogwarts! And a full moon! What did they expect?!

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Full moon night at Hogwarts school
Howling is there mundane
Full moon night at Hogwarts school
Why aren't kids restrained?
Why aren't all restrained?
Why aren't they restrained?
Why aren't they restrained?
Those teens; a powder keg

Full moon night at Hogwarts school
Everyone goes insane
They are teething an' hirsute
With wands; a powder keg

Faces are rearranged
Manners are getting slain
Get them some balls and chains
Yes, have them all restrained!

Full moon night at Hogwarts school
Curses are there mundane
Girls treat razors like they're jewels
Fur clogs up the drain
Every month the same
Every month the same
Every month the same
(These repeat lines; lame!)

Curses are just mundane
Cleaning up is inane
Janitors get migraine
Workload is not humane
Hairy palms is the main
Kids should all be restrained!

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - November 16, 2018 - Report this comment
ESPECIALLY since they have a well-known professor working there who happens to be a werewolf! Professor Lupin would be proud.
Agrimorfee - November 16, 2018 - Report this comment
If I remember correctly in the book, Hermione figures that out before anyone else does. The name "Lupin" should have been enough of a clue. ;) ("Girls treat razors like they are jewels"--huh?)
JAB - November 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Never been Potted, but I'm lupin up these lyrics.
Peter Andersson - November 18, 2018 - Report this comment
@ Agrimorfee: With a school as big as Hogwarts I figure Professor Lupin is not the only werewolf - I'm pretty sure there are some girls/women that also has the condition - stocking up on razors the week before a full moon could be a clue.

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