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Song Parodies -> "Blood Pudding"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Pie"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Blood Pudding"

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The Lyrics

It's about Freddy Krueger's vampire girlfriend!
She’s my blood pudding
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a vampire cry
Sweet blood pudding
Heh Heh

Well stabbing on the front porch
Stabbing on the lawn
Stabbing where we want
cause there aint nobody home
Stabbin' to the left and
Stabbin' to the right
I think about horror fims
I'll stab all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

Stabbing in the living room
Stabbing in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin'
Stabbin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the blood
And she licked my glove

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my blood pudding
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a vampire cry
Sweet blood pudding
Oh yeah

She's my blood pudding
Put a smile on your fangs
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet blood pudding

stabbin to the drums
Stabbin to guitar
Stabbin to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
Get where were goin if we stab real fast

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her


Stab it
All night long
Stab it
Hey, hey, Ow!

I'm a trained professional
Stabbin' in the bathroom
Stabbin' on the floor
Stabbin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks Damien’s daddy
Number 666
Said, "You ain't gonna stab
with my son, little miss."

Sweet Blood Pudding
Yeah! Huh!
Stab it

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Old Man Ribber - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm no Trekkie, but I think Blood Pudding is a Klingon delicacy as well. Nevertheless...bloody good! ;D

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