Song Parodies -> Hairy Guy
| Original Song Title: | "Cherry Pie" |
| Original Performer: | Warrant |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hairy Guy" |
| Parody Written by: | Luke Goodwin |
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Shavin on the front porch
Shavin on the lawn
Shavin so long that its takin til dawn
Shave him to the left
Shave him to the right
He's so hairy he'll be shavin all night
Yea!, yea yea
Shavin in the living room
Shavin in the kitchen
All that hair has to really be itchen
Shavin in there is really really weird
I saw so much hair it brought me some tears
Hair here
Hair there
Hair all over
He really needs to get some of that hair outta here
He's one hairy guy
Shavin that hair takes a lot of time
So much hair, make a grown man cry
Shave that guy, shave him, oh yea
He's one hairy guy
Hair on his thigh, ten miles wide
I wish someone would shave that guy
Shave that guy!
Shavin takes to long
I had to say good bye
I couldn't stay there and watch him shave that guy.
I cant just sit and let the time go past
I gotta get home and its gotta be fast
Run here
Run there
I gotta get home
I cant waste time watchin shavin this guy
He's one hairy guy
Shavin that hair takes a lot of time
So much hair, make a grown man cry
Shave that guy, shave him oh yea
He's one hairy guy
Hair on his thigh, ten miles wide
I wish someone would shave that guy
Shave that guy!
Shave, shave, shave, yea, shave, shave, shave, yea
Shave him!
Shave him the bathroom for now on
Cause shavin in the kitchen is really really gross
Shavin in the kitchen is not normal
You dont need to shave in the kitchen no more
He's one hairy guy
Shavin that hair takes a lot of time
So much hair, make a grown man cry
Shave that guy, shave him oh yea
He's one hairy guy
Hair on his thigh, ten miles wide
I wish someone would shave that guy
Shave that guy!
Shave that guy!
Oh yea baby!
Shave It!
Shavin on the lawn
Shavin so long that its takin til dawn
Shave him to the left
Shave him to the right
He's so hairy he'll be shavin all night
Yea!, yea yea
Shavin in the living room
Shavin in the kitchen
All that hair has to really be itchen
Shavin in there is really really weird
I saw so much hair it brought me some tears
Hair here
Hair there
Hair all over
He really needs to get some of that hair outta here
He's one hairy guy
Shavin that hair takes a lot of time
So much hair, make a grown man cry
Shave that guy, shave him, oh yea
He's one hairy guy
Hair on his thigh, ten miles wide
I wish someone would shave that guy
Shave that guy!
Shavin takes to long
I had to say good bye
I couldn't stay there and watch him shave that guy.
I cant just sit and let the time go past
I gotta get home and its gotta be fast
Run here
Run there
I gotta get home
I cant waste time watchin shavin this guy
He's one hairy guy
Shavin that hair takes a lot of time
So much hair, make a grown man cry
Shave that guy, shave him oh yea
He's one hairy guy
Hair on his thigh, ten miles wide
I wish someone would shave that guy
Shave that guy!
Shave, shave, shave, yea, shave, shave, shave, yea
Shave him!
Shave him the bathroom for now on
Cause shavin in the kitchen is really really gross
Shavin in the kitchen is not normal
You dont need to shave in the kitchen no more
He's one hairy guy
Shavin that hair takes a lot of time
So much hair, make a grown man cry
Shave that guy, shave him oh yea
He's one hairy guy
Hair on his thigh, ten miles wide
I wish someone would shave that guy
Shave that guy!
Shave that guy!
Oh yea baby!
Shave It!
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It's missing the initial chorus and it's a tad repetetive, but apart from that I think that together with my own this sorta makes King Kong a general parody subject today. Also, congrats on managing to make a parody about shaving, I had "Shave another day" to Madonna's "Die another day" in the works for a long time, but the "another day" part sorta got a dominant hold of both the subject and the work. :-)
What Peter said but good job and thanks for parodying some hair metal (no pun intended); don't see that too often around here. Oh, being quite hairy myself I say to hell with razors, waxes, etc. Besides, occasionally being mistaken for Bigfoot isn't that bad....
Welcome to the site. : ) I don't know the song, but it certainly sounds good.
Also DKTOS, but very hairy parody. 555s
dude that was so0 wicked! you guys have some S!CK minds and yal really need to update on the mushu productions movie, those are freakin hilarious!!! catch yal next time I come down!!!
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