I'll drive a million miles
To meet Doris tonight
So if you're feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use ain't strong
They hate the way we talk
But now the music's on
There's no time to walk

Please shut up
Run down
Please shut up
Running down like a hound
Please shut up
Stay down
Please shut up
Don't get the feeling get the word.

Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody bring guns tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody bring guns tonight
Everybody get dumb.

Deep in the world tonight
Our hearts beat much badly
I'll hold you so close
Just try to kill Ernie

Where is Bert
Class clown
Where is Bert
A class clown all around
Where is Bert
Class clown
Where is Bert
Doris jumps right into you

Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody let's punch tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody let's punch tonight
Everybody get dumb

Off the wall of offensive care
All the world is truth or dare
And all the hate and everyone
Those idiots aren't just wrong
(Everybody)
Everybody get dumb tonight
(Everybody)
Everybody get dumb tonight.

Let's go meet Doris
She's friendly too
Everybody get dumb tonight
We're lack of great risk she's waiting for you

Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody gotta run tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody gotta run tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb