I've wrote a hundred songs now
For those at Amiright
Some never got a vote though
But I continued to write

I wrote of politicians
And porn stars too
I made a commotion
When I wrote of drug use

Thumbs are up
Thumbs down
Vote me up
'Cause I like hanging around
Thumbs are up
Thumbs down
Vote me up
I swear one day I'm gonna chart

This is my hundredth parody!
(Isn't everyone proud of me?)
This is my hundredth parody
(Was disowned by my family)
This is my hundredth parody
And I am not done

I wrote of boobs so big
I wrote of VD too
I'll wrote of butts so big
One day I'll write 'bout you.

Write 'em up
Upload
Write 'em up
Try ta shake the system down
Type 'em up
Find rhymes
Type 'em up
Hey I just have a good time

This is my hundredth parody
(Come visit our website please)
This is my hundredth parody
(You can get The Buttplugs CD!)
This is my hundredth parody
(And the band is so proud of me)
We are The Buttplugs

I've wrote about loose women
Even about my stool
I've wrote of death and killin'
But love songs 'bout boobs

(Parody!)
I play a B.C. Rich you see
(Parody!)
Girls send me your pictures please

Across the nation
Around the world
Ev'rybody reads my garbage
I just want money and girls

This is my hundredth parody!
(But I'll write more, you'll see)
This is my hundredth parody!
(Visit our site pretty please)
This is my hundredth parody
(Keep on writing 'cause I'm crazy
Parodies are so fun

We are The Buttplugs
Stop on by!!!!!!!!!

****Thank you for every vote I ever got****