I’m at a cafe at the border
Have no idea of what to order
A plate of nachos sounds so pleasing
As long as they are not too cheesy
I think I’ll get a quesadilla
Or maybe a tequila
Maybe fajitas stuffed with spinach
Can you give me a few more minutes?

I’m at a Mexican restaurant
I’m at a Meixcan- whoa- restaurant

I think I’ll get a burrito bowl, eh
Flavor it with guacamole
I asked the waiter “Is this the best stuff?”
“Yes sir, but it does cost extra.”

I'm at a Mexican restaurant
I'm at a Mexican, whoa, restaurant

I wish this place had chimichangas
I really can’t wait much longer
I’ll get a bean soup for my car
As long as it’s not cooked with lard
I feel an urge for enchiladas
Maybe just a plain tostada
I hear the talking of the waiter
“Has your decision been made, sir?”

I'm at a Mexican restaurant
I'm at a Mexican, whoa, restaurant