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Song Parodies -> "Reptile King Of Puns"
Original Song Title:
"Blister In The Sun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Violent Femmes
Parody Song Title:
"Reptile King Of Puns"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale
At lizard lounge elementary,the start of Reptile's tale
Let me go on,he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on,think big and you're having fun
His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles
Being dis-armed in the arm-ory,the army never hassles
Let me go on,he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on,think big and you're having fun
Isn't it sigh-rax being deserted,making Reptile hungry
Why ant-acid? It's always toxic,I'm not angry.
Knocked out cold,don't drop the bomb,brace yourself for this
The truth hurts,now your tooth hurts,one way to settle this
His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles
Being dis-armed in the arm-ory,the army never hassles
Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale
At lizard lounge elementary,the start of Reptile's tale
Let me go on,he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on,think big and you're having fun
At lizard lounge elementary,the start of Reptile's tale
Let me go on,he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on,think big and you're having fun
His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles
Being dis-armed in the arm-ory,the army never hassles
Let me go on,he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on,think big and you're having fun
Isn't it sigh-rax being deserted,making Reptile hungry
Why ant-acid? It's always toxic,I'm not angry.
Knocked out cold,don't drop the bomb,brace yourself for this
The truth hurts,now your tooth hurts,one way to settle this
His knack for making puns had helped him survive many battles
Being dis-armed in the arm-ory,the army never hassles
Before Reptile becomes the dragon king and this is his tale
At lizard lounge elementary,the start of Reptile's tale
Let me go on,he was Reptile "king of puns"
Let me go on,think big and you're having fun
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| 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 7 | 9 | 7 |
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it was pertty dame stupid instead of written that you could of been having sex with me all day long ahhh suck it woooh got dame
I dunno...this one wasn't paced very well. I had a hard time following it. So I voted 2 for pacing, 4 for how funny, and 3 for overall. The content was so-so.
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