Freda and Barry watched the screen
Election time 2016
Comedians gave funny quotes
Freda dreamt of casting votes

She knew the time had now arrived
She switched off Saturday Night Live
Barry sadly shook his head
As Freda found ID and said:

Let's do it, let's do it,
C'mon and get your hat and coat
Election
Selection
We gotta go and cast a vote
Emphatic
Dramatic
Show the world America is democratic
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

But he said: I won't do it, I won't do it,
I cannot take it any more
Can't stand it
The candid-
Ates are not worth voting for
Won't heed us
Those bleeders
None of 'em are qualified to be our leaders
I won't do it, I won't do it tonight.


Let's do it, let's do it
One of them is gonna rule
The choices
Annoys us
But still we gotta work out who'll
Have potential
And credential
Surely you think *one* of them is presidential?
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

I won't do it, I won't do it,
'Fraid I've really got the hump
Can't make me
Can't take me
There to vote for Donald Trump
I mind he's
Unkind, he's
Still so very wound up that his hands are tiny
I won't do it, I won't do it tonight.


Let's do it, let's do it
If you won't vote for the GOP
No disaster
If you cast a
Ballot for ol' Hillary
I'm feeling
She's appealing
Come on out and help her smash that high glass ceiling
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

I won't do it, I won't do it,
I won't even take a look
No details
Of emails
Fox is sayin' she's a crook
I'm hintin'
That Clinton
Is slightly less appealing than Dale Winton
I won't do it, I won't do it tonight.


Let's do it, let's do it
Maybe Johnson is your man?
Getcha coat an'
Start votin'
For that Libertari-an
You know-a
That pot grower
Wants guv'ment to be small and all your taxes lower
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

I won't do it, I won't do it,
Electr'ly I'm staying schtumm
He said it
Can't credit
A candidate could be so dumb
A mis-step-o
No prep-o
How the heck could he not know about Aleppo?
I won't do it, I won't do it tonight.


Let's do it, let's do it
I think we'll get it right this time
I mean
Think Green
Cast your ballot for Jill Stein
Think gentle!
Think lentil!
Show us that you have concerns, environmental
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

I won't do it, I won't do it,
No way I can vote for Jill
I must demur
Thought of her
As president just makes me ill
My summation:
The nation
Needs somebody rational 'bout vaccination
I won't do it, I won't do it tonight.


Let's do it, let's do it
Vote for someone who can't win?
Independents
Not defendants
Kotlikoff or McMullin?
There's plenty
More'n twenty
Two Rockys: Giordani and de la Fuente
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

I won't do it, I won't do it,
Though there may be even more
Than forty
My thought i-
s none of them worth voting for
They're pathetic
Or emetic
Is it any wonder I'm so apathetic?
I won't do it, I won't do it tonight.


Let's do it, let's do it
I agree we're in a state
Not betters
So let us
Write in our own candidate
Charles Bronson?
Tilda Swanson?
He was born here, why not write in Boris Johnson?
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!