-> "To the Endzone"
Original Song Title:
"Puerto Rico"
Parody Song Title:
"To the Endzone"
The Lyrics
[Berrian]
I, I, I'm on the run
To the endzone
[Tillman]
I, I, I, I, I, I'm
I'm expo-osed
[Berrian]
When safeties came in
Gus Frerotte thought he'd give it a try-y
[Gus]
Bernard? He was already
Waiting 'round the 40-yard li-i-ine
Ball in one hand
I carefully threw from the ba-ase
Holding my breath
'Cause Charles Tillman was jumping the la-a-ane
[Berrian]
I, I, I'm on the run
To the endzone
[Tillman]
I, I, I, I, I, I'm
I'm expo-osed
[Tillman]
My coaches would beat me
If they ever found out
Gus faked me out
Thought he would squeeze it in
But it was a shell
(It was just a shell)
[Berrian]
Was already scanning
To catch it from the sky
When I got past Charles
And I left, and he cried
As he ran insi-i-ide
[Berrian]
I, I, I'm on the run
To the endzone
[Tillman]
I, I, I, I, I, I'm
I'm expo-osed
[Gus]
If seeing's believing
I would like to watch the repla-ay
I would like to know why
Someone gave him so much spa-a-ace
[Berrian]
It may had been costly
Charles would never cover my lane
Because he was worried that
Shanty [Visanthe Shiancoe] could had made that pla-a-ay
[Berrian]
I, I, I'm on the run
To the endzone
[Tillman]
I, I, I, I, I, I'm
I'm expo-osed
[Gus]
Charles popped up and left him
His guess was no good
I ran the same play [against Carolina Panthers]
Passed to Shanty
But that time
I never should
(But he really could)
[Berrian]
"Peanut" Tillman, he knew
(Stop crying, Charles Tillman)
[Tillman, spoken]
I ran to the seam inside
They stepped the pedal
My efforts? In vain
He then caught it into his palm
(Couldn't get back to pick ya)
[Berrian]
I, I, I'm on the run
To the endzone
[Tillman]
I, I, I, I, I, I'm
I'm expo-osed
[Berrian]
Why am I on the run
To the endzone?
[Tillman]
I, I, I, I, I, I'm
I'm expo-osed
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