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Song Parodies -> "ICE, ICE Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"ICE, ICE Baby"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

There are now calls to remove Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and somehow start over. Why? ICE is doing its job. From helping abandoned illegados to raiding places where illegals work, they are enforcing the LAWS we have in place. This parody almost wrote itself... Thx to Vanilla Ice.
"ICE, ICE Baby"

(Sung to Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice)

Yo, Border Control, let's kick it!

ICE, ICE Baby, ICE, ICE Baby

At the border, stop, illegados listen!
We won't waste time with upraised fistin'
This ain't like a vulture that caws, yo!
We're protecting our Culture and our Laws Yo!
Will they ever stop? The flow of illegals
With my Bushnell's and drug sniffing beagles!
I've an outfit green and I'm on the scene!
We enforce the laws if you get what I mean!

Hunting, Mexican Criminalos!
Cut 'em down like maize in the Barrios
A permanent wall we are building
With Barrett rifle scopes for the gilding!
Legal ones stay, illegados are leavin'
Start a border war, you'll be grievin'!

Illegados are the problem... can ya dig it!!
We gotta shut this down a-fore they-a rig shit!

ICE, ICE Baby (Trending!), ICE, ICE Baby (Defending!)
ICE, ICE Baby (Observing!), ICE, ICE Baby (Unswerving!)

Now that the USA is Trumping
Build a wall stop illegal dumping!
The Libs say separating kids is obscene...
Those aren't kids.. that's MS-13
Narcos and Coyotes smuggling humans...
ICE sure knows now what to do man!
Forget Limo Liberals and Hollywood snobs...
The folks in green will be doing their jobs!
Apprehending Mofo's
With barrels of Crystal and Nose Blow
They have Runners on standby
Will they stop? No, they'll do a drive by
With Mac-10's spewing hot lead
Innocent ones will wind up dead
Or they will find a mass grave
of thise who are no longer slaves

Now ICE stands tall as a barrier
Stopping the Coyotes and drug carriers!
Rescuing the kids stranded in desert hell
Send them in for aid so that they get well.
ICE is calling for a wall
Solid and total and twenty feet tall!
It's needed to keep out the criminals!
It is our border and we're walking tall
As for the ones who want to be here
Avoid the wall area with its violenmce and fear
We'll send you to a place foe smilin'
Its an intake like Ellis Island
Its a place for you to find a better life
If you're not a criminal here's a Green Card and no strife!

Immigration it is solved with Open and Controlled
An OG idea but inside a new mold!

ICE, ICE Baby (Protecting), ICE, ICE Baby (Perfecting)
ICE, ICE Baby (Vigilant), ICE, ICE Baby (For Immigrants)

Take heed, here's how it works!
Process immigrants unlike those Open Border jerks!
An intake center at various towns
Rest from your travels then sit your ass down
A BG check in case yer from La Trece
Violent gangs will not be our mainstay!
You passed the check this Green Card is yours
(As long as you obey our laws of course)
Your religion doesn't matter, Catolico or Muslim
But you must both navigate through the same conundrum
Our laws they are secular and quite regular
Opportunity is here but it can be granular
Work hard so that you don't need a lawyer!

If you want your freedom, the USA's got it
Check out our posts as we flaunt it!

ICE, ICE Baby (Hard playing), ICE, ICE Baby (they're Staying)
ICE, ICE Baby (Make you grieve?), ICE, ICE Baby (Then you can leave)

Yo, man, let's Support ICE! Protectin' us from not so nice!

ICE, ICE Baby Here to Stay, ICE, ICE Baby Not going anywhere
ICE, ICE Baby Obey the law, ICE, ICE Baby we'll get along...

To the hard working ICE people protecting our border.

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