**COLD**

Yo Dairy Queen*, come serve it

Ice Cream Addict
Ice Cream Addict

Nuts on top, Caramel it glistens
Always new flavors so best pay attention
Eat fast? That may hurt your head slightly
Frozen so it's best when eaten lightly
Temp'rature's dropped, don't care though
Milk Shakes rock when it snows
Top them with cream and a cherry makes it taste whole
Hot fudge for glaze and two scoops served in a big bowl
Great; The Rocky Road consumes
but I think I'll have a Neapolitan split too
Fresh Pies; they aren't right with no ice cream
A La carte adds that kick that make the taste supreme
Churn it or Buy it; it always taste great
Just mix in diff'rent toppings to your taste
If you're on a diet, don't give up it
Light ice cream's good so c'mon and let's cup it

Ice Cream Addict Vanilla
Ice Cream Addict Chocolate
Ice Cream Addict Strawberry
Ice Cream Addict Add Hot Fudge

Now extra syrup I'm pumpin'
Throw some pecans in, down my throat I am dumping
Yogurt's too lean, it's too lean, ain't takin'
Anything that is fake is forsaken
Eatin' 'em; This is really simple
Just one scoop of Vanilla Fudge Ripple
If you like that, we can make that a triple
If you're still cold, fry it 'til it's dark gold
That trick's straight from Mexico
Throw some candy bits and I'll be sold
Getting a sugar high Think my mind has been fried
Your head stopped? I switched to light
I'll keep on eating 'til my pants pop
It's Ten-Nineteen and I'm out of Choc'late Chip stock
Store locked at ten man
But I'm willing to overpay, Seven-Eleven* foods
Cleared them out--Took all their Ben & Jerry's*
Sixteen gallons of some Slow churned Edy's*
Walmart--They're open all the time
Driving road rage-'cause I still need one with lime
Heading back home from it all
Now I'm feeling ill because my stomachs track has stalled
Pecans pumped out, felt like hell
Filled to my mind, so the doctors tell
Fin'lly got home and out I passed
Woke the next day, went to my stash
Cherry to Lemon, the Ice Box's packed
I'm need to eat today before the back pain's back
So do you all scream for that cold Ice Cream
Well if you don't; more for me--the Dairy King
If you are allergic, yo, don't try it
Hand it to me, and my stomach can hide it

Ice Cream Addict Banana
Ice Cream Addict Caramel
Ice Cream Addict Rocky Road
Ice Cream Addict Add Hershey's

My feed; caused my trainer to throw fits
I'll never get too lean; resolution I've blown it
Chow down on each and ev'ry flavor I've found
Almonds top great and I pack on the pounds
'cause the idea of a diet's no thrill
Should be a crime just to say all the speel
Orange sherbet I scorn
That is a taste I can't accept
It don't taste right, and no way it can help end this
Made-pure milk high grade Scooped like a sumo
Ate right after I paid, so fast the mint choc'late chip's crammed
If ice cream was a crime then I'd always be slammed
Try to resist it but I'm always seduced
Memorized by the cones and the fresh produce
Put bell peppers in it, didn't solve it
Just one more flavor and now I involve it

Ice Cream headache
I think my
Stomach's had it
My body's
Now reacting
I'm still an
Ice Cream Addict
My belly hurts

Yo man, my belly's really hurting
Lactose has set in
Ice Cream Addict--it's cold
I can't have it- it hurts, it hurts
Save me Pepto-- Bismol, Bismol
Ice Cream Addict-- no more, no more