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Song Parodies -> "We Are the Cubs"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The World"

Original Performer:

USA For Africa

Parody Song Title:

"We Are the Cubs"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

A need for all bears to unite and sing for a cause......
Here in our caves
We sleep until the spring has sprung
Then we go and enjoy out lives in the sun

There are grizzlies hungry
And it's time to lend a paw tonight
And give us all your grub

You humans come
And just invade our little homes
With campfires, and noise and your hunting

Grizzlies and their babies
All slaughtered by your hand
But beware, we getting even with you, Man
We are the cubs
We are the Grizzlies
We are the ones who beg and steal your food
So let's start eating
It's your grub we're taking
You're camping on our land
It's true; you shoot and trap us, bears
But you'll be sorry

Well, you pick up our cubs
And try to take them home as pets
But as mamas, we'll go and protect our babes
As God as shown us
We'll chew you up like bread
So you had all better leave us the hell alone


Gentle Ben, Pooh Bear,
And the Country Bear Jamboree
Even Brother Bear
Still, you humans cannot see
Well, well, well, well
Just realize
We're not too cuddly to recall
When we raid your homes and scare you away
To steal your food

CHORUS and Ad Lib

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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 3   1
 4   1
 5   0

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Mr. X - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about the Chicago Cubs baseball team, but I guess I was wrong. Anyways, nice job, 5-5-5.
Agrimorfee - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It is Opening Day here in Chi-town, and i thought you were going that direction too. :) But I don't hold *that* against you. Song lost steam for me near the end (the bridge and 3rd verses are usually hardest to parody of any song). Original idea, though. 444
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
If Ernie Banks saw this, he'd vote two. But for not going the obvious route, and doing it well anyway, I'll vote fives.
Mike Steele - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, I guess the joke is on us cubs fans. Really someone ought to write one about the baseball team.
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Mike--Listen to, the best rock station in Chicago, for clever parodies about the Chicago Cubs (mornings are best).

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