Song Parodies -> "The Holy Sword of Spartans Against Freddy"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Persuasion"

Original Performer:

"The Holy Sword of Spartans Against Freddy"

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The Lyrics

This is the 8th Freddy Krueger parody of a song from the ‘82 album “Abominog.” This is where Jesse escapes with Amanda Krueger from the deadly chamber and discover the Sword of Spartans, which would have the strength of 300 Spartans. In other words, this FK song parody kinda resembles that movie “300.” That Holy Sword would light up and guide Jesse the right direction under the secret tunnel to the end of the labyrinth, where Freddy is holding Alice hostage. That means Freddy will be in for a surprise to die for when he would see Jesse appear with Amanda Krueger. This song parody is once again a view from Jesse.

We escaped from the chamber
We must get something done
I feel that my girl Alice
Is locked in Freddy’s dungeon

I’ll fight Freddy
With the Great Sword of Spartans
It’s a great weapon
The Holy Sword of Spartans
I’ll kill Freddy

Freddy has kidnapped Alice
It really breaks my heart
We will go after Freddy
Before he rips out my girl’s heart

I’ll fight Freddy
With the Great Sword of Spartans
Big strength against Freddy
The Holy Sword of Spartans

Oh, I’m glad you cured my heel
With some Holy Water
Now I can kill off Freddy
With that sword of power

I’ll fight Freddy
With the Great Sword of Spartans
So strong against Freddy
The Holy Sword of Spartans

The Holy Sword of Spartans
It really contains, it contains
The Spirits of Spartans

Will Amanda Krueger protect Alice from death while Jesse fights against Freddy with the sword? And will Jesse ever kill off Freddy and save his girl Alice? Find out in my next Freddy song parody. Last night, I had a dream that I married my girlfriend at an unexpected time in a rundown hotel near Elm Street one night, and Freddy’s undead juvenile victims and some robbers broke into my hotel room the next day, holding my girlfriend and I hostage. In other words, it looked like Freddy forcing a guy and a lady to get married, before killing them and taking their souls. Anyways, eight Freddy song parodies down, two more to complete this third Freddy album parody.

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Top Hat - October 21, 2014 - Report this comment

This is utter rubbish, so please FTLOG STOP! A girl named Sue was forever hounding this site with zombie regurgitation until people told her to chuck it in the bin. Your self-challenge would be to pick another topic. Mr. Finger Claws is stale, mate. No one gives a FFIS about Alice either

Scotty Dangerously - October 21, 2014 - Report this comment

I really don't care about what positive or negative reviews I receive on my creativity of the Elm Street mythology. I'm only doing my best. I'm like the Michael Bay of Elm Street tales. Even Michael Bay gets negative reviews on some of his movies and s*** he's been directing. I don't care what you say, Top Hat. Nobody is going to stop me from finishing this Freddy Krueger album parody to complete my FK musical trilogy.

Agrimorfee - October 22, 2014 - Report this comment

You tell'em Scotty!

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