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Song Parodies -> "Damn Thing Brings Tears To My Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing With Tears In My Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ultravox
Parody Song Title:
"Damn Thing Brings Tears To My Eyes"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
G-String bring tears to my eyes
Creeping like an emery in my cleft - I sigh
Damn thing brings tears to my eyes
Shoving up my glen, awry it’s so rough - I cry
Like shiv: I’m misgiving vogue again
It's hard to believe it’s ‘in’ - this blast twine
Demand on my ireness: pries this thread
Narr-ow spur, narr-ow spur!
Glancing at rear are those guys
Committing to memory - that which wife won’t try
Lancing a spear ‘tween my thighs
Rather have a hemm-ed thing that is cotton-wide
Not great - a trend that is overblown
This shrink has become the dumbest norm
Chic reigns so I’m wound with this waferette thong
Drove in my grover
G-String bring tears to my eyes
Styling has temerity for to chafe ‘divide’
Alarmed ‘cus what if crotch suffers harm?
It’s kind of a fashion that seems unfair
Prancing - ‘cus strip gets ‘implied’
Gleely go commando - it’ll get me by
G-String bring tears to my eyes
Creeping up my fem’nary - is this tight design
Damn thing brings tears to my eyes…
Creeping like an emery in my cleft - I sigh
Damn thing brings tears to my eyes
Shoving up my glen, awry it’s so rough - I cry
Like shiv: I’m misgiving vogue again
It's hard to believe it’s ‘in’ - this blast twine
Demand on my ireness: pries this thread
Narr-ow spur, narr-ow spur!
Glancing at rear are those guys
Committing to memory - that which wife won’t try
Lancing a spear ‘tween my thighs
Rather have a hemm-ed thing that is cotton-wide
Not great - a trend that is overblown
This shrink has become the dumbest norm
Chic reigns so I’m wound with this waferette thong
Drove in my grover
G-String bring tears to my eyes
Styling has temerity for to chafe ‘divide’
Alarmed ‘cus what if crotch suffers harm?
It’s kind of a fashion that seems unfair
Prancing - ‘cus strip gets ‘implied’
Gleely go commando - it’ll get me by
G-String bring tears to my eyes
Creeping up my fem’nary - is this tight design
Damn thing brings tears to my eyes…
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lmao....especially liked "drove in my grover"
M & P: Yes, but now try wearing an under-Wire bra . . .
funny scenario
for to chafe 'divide'! HA! You two are absolutely bizarre. Must be that modern math. This is more about a G-sting than a G-String. Well done you two hobbits.
Oh the visuals LOL !!! The only cracks I want to use floss on are the ones between my teeth ! UnKnownVotrix: I chuck the wires out - they eventually slide out anyway !
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