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Song Parodies -> "Where the Oldies are Played"

Original Song Title:

"Where The Streets Have No Name"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Where the Oldies are Played"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Here is a tribute song to the first mainstream male cheerleader that you just could not get enough of. Don't tell the body positivity movement.
(Long Instrumental intro)

(Verse 1)
You want to sweat, he was your guide
He went and quit fellini that showed him soo wide
He built his gyms, but more was made
Where the oldies are played (Ah, ah, ah)

(Verse 2)
I wanna see, million pounds erase
Wear shiny tank tops on TV, with solo space
I’ll keep my hair poufy, so it’s tough to braid
Where the oldies are played, yeah (Oh, huh)

(Chorus)
Where the oldies are played
Where the oldies are played
We’re still knowing this man full of love
Man full of love
As the court jester
Who wrote cookbooks to
Have you tried the stew?

(Verse 3)
You’ll become a stud, TMZ does not trust
Rumors of hostage surgeries, all were a bust
Skin cancer revealed, a fall without the aid
Where the oldies are played (Ah, ha)

(Chorus)
Where the oldies are played
Where the oldies are played
We’re still knowing this man full of love
Man full of love
As the court jester
Who wrote cookbooks to
Have you tried the stew?

(Outro)
Biopic is rushed
Shore’s interest was never cosigned
Never cosigned
Oh, but there’s still love
But biopic is rushed
Paul Shore’s interest was never cosigned
Never cosigned
As the court jester
Who wrote cookbooks to
Have you tried the stew?

(Instrumental)
R.I.P. Milton Teagle Simmons 1948-2024. Your exuberance will last for the ages.

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Glenn Walker - July 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Very good job, and good tribute to Richard Simmons.
pickle - July 29, 2024 - Report this comment
I only knew of Richard Simmons from references on The Simpsons and The Goldbergs.

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