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Song Parodies -> "Where the Sheets Have No Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Where the Streets Have No Name"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Where the Sheets Have No Stains"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Been a while. Still doing parodies. Like this random one..
I want to rest
I need to sleep
I want to find a motel
That doesn’t look cheap
I want to check in
And feel no shame
Where the sheets have no stains

Ugh, ugh, ugh..

This room I am in
Has bed bugs that bite
And there’s cockroaches scattering
With turned on lights
I want to take showers
And not clog the drain
Where the sheets have no stains

Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
I wish I went with Holiday Inn,
Howard Johnsons
‘Cause when I got here
I wanted to spew
I think you would too

The bathroom, it floods
And the pipes, they have rust
The pillows are hard as a rock
Covered in dust
I'm hating this place
Maybe I should complain
Where the sheets have no stains

Oh God..

Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
I’m still waiting
For the maid to come
Clean up the scum

And when I check out
I'm not coming back
My feet are still black

The towels have crust

The T.V. is in black and white
Plays crap all night
Oh, and I see mold
See the mold in the tub
I'm sickened and mad at the sound
Of rats on the ground
Why do I stay there?
This place I abhor
It's all I can afford...
c2013 by Mikey Squirrel... Squirrelbait Parodies.. still desecrating whatever i can.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - September 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Great word sub in the title, and concept executed nicely!
Callmelennie - September 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I would agree that a five and a half year gap qualifies as "a while." I looked at your name and thought, "Why is that familiar?" Then I was checking the author index and saw that I just went past you in total submissions
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Welcome back! And what a triumphant return! Found this with a UV light detector under the sheets, humor level 555! (Please consider joining the gang in the bi-weekly Artistry 2 bi-weekly challenge, link on AIR's homepage)

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