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Song Parodies -> "Food Hoarder!"

Original Song Title:

"With Or Without You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Food Hoarder!"

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The Lyrics

See the stove, it's been locked tight
See the fridge turned on its side
No thanks to you

You got me so pissed off now, mate
Put the bread, the cans and meat in crates
You are crazed, yes it's true
Kitchen without food
Kitchen without food

You're a hoarder sure as I been born
You take my stuff, and still want more
Now I'm hating on you
Kitchen without food
Kitchen without food
Hey what gives?
Kitchen without food

'Cause you took my stuff away
'Cause you took my stuff away
What a gyp! What a gyp!
Gotta lock my room today

Roomate lies
I am abused, you left me with
Nothing to eat, takeout food I must choose
Costs me half of all my pay
'Cause you took my food away
I've been stiffed, I've been stiffed
All my food's been hid away

Kitchen without food!
Kitchen without food!
What a gyp
Kitchen without food!
You are a louse, dude!
You are a louse, dude!
What a prick!
Kitchen without food!
Can't live without food
Copyright 2012, Agrimorfee. Unfortunately, this is based on a true story.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Syncronos - January 04, 2013 - Report this comment
You know, for $5 I'll come over and rough him up...he'll stop hoarding your food then. I guarantee it. Excellent work!
Matthias - January 12, 2013 - Report this comment
This seems like a really easy one to parody. There weren't really any lines that belt this out of the ballpark but it's just a pretty simple fun food hoarding parody.
bobpiecheese - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Some of the lines were mis-paced, but given how low and mumbly the OS was sung, I'll cut you some slack there, though sounds like it'd be better if I cut you some fresh ham...or just cut the roomate, whichever works for you. Simple but still enjoyable parody, 555!
Rex - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
A tasty parody. Say, you got anything to eat? I'm starved.
Blaydeman - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "Clean up your plate hoarders!" LOL! A type of hoarding that's slightly less disturbing than what I see on the TV show, so I enjoyed it.

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