I’m Still Falling Down on the Kitchen Floor

I have climbed, the basement staircase
And I run for the “john”
Only to slip and fall
And then I hit the wall

Got big dents in the wall
After I fall have to crawl
Pain in my balls
Everyone hears my squalls

‘Cause I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
Yeah, I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor

Tried and missed, tragic slips
Dealt a beating as feet lost their grips
It burned my ire
Urine-ing re-qui-red
You should install “loo” in the basement
Then I won’t fall trying to make it
All the way up that flight
Then land on my tail bone

And I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
Oh, I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor

I perceive that the time will come
When my next mishap will be final one
Then I’ll be done
But dog thinks it’s funn-y

I've broke some bones or I’ve
Pulled and sprained
Hitting the sauce
Makes bladder pain
I must drain
Just have to relieve it

So I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
‘Cause there’s no stinkin’ “john” by the basement door
I don’t think I can take slamming down once more
And I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor