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Song Parodies -> "My Dog Took Over The World"

Original Song Title:

"Sweetest Thing"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"My Dog Took Over The World"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hi! My name is Allicat Verziggo Affirmative and I am a slightly insane little kid with crazy ideas. The parody you are about to read is the most random thing in the world and it is not my best. This is definitely the stupidest one I've written! The idea just sort of popped into my head one day- I really didn't think about it too much. See, I told you my ideas are crazy! My dog didn't really take over the world.
My dog he knows me, yes he knows it all
(oh, the evil thing)
And he wants to kill me and let me fall
(oh, the evil thing)
Doggy's got big plans up ahead
To use me to learn how to
Take over the whole entire world
(oh the evil thing)

Obey Fido, Obey Fido
My dog's an evil thing

He thought it'd be fun if he ruled it all
(oh the evil thing)
Seemed impossible cause he was so small
(oh the evil thing)
I know I was wrong when
I said he was no brains, just fur
Cause he's a genius but evil dog
(oh the evil thing)

Obey Fido, Obey Fido
My dog's an evil thing
My dog's an evil thing
(ooh, tiny puppy ooh, rules us all)

Brown eyed dog meets a blue eyed girl
(oh, the evil thing)
If he tore her up, she still wouldn't care
(oh, the evil thing)
I know it's all my fault this happened
Because I didn't realize
My dog's gonna take over the world
(oh, the evil thing)

doggy doo doo doggy doo doo
doggy doo doo doggy doo doo
doggy doo doo doggy doo doo
doggy doo doo doggy doo doo, etc
Don't try to copy this because Allicat Verziggo Affirmative will find out and murder you. (well, it said a copyright notice, okay! That's as good as i can do.)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Yet Another Dutchman - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
544, Allicat. It's quite alright. But, as you said, not your best. Keep at it, though. Little technicality: you might consider making the title of your parody more similar to the original title. You didn't do this on your two last ones, but you did on your first three. But that's not a necessity.
Allicat - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks! : ) I guess I should make my titles more similar... thanks for the suggestion!
Allicat - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Yet Another Dutchman - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You know, when I had posted my first five parodies, three of them had been voted and commented on by two people each, and the other two by nobody at all (and one's still going strong!) The audience seems slim overall. Keep at it: eventually someone will access those parodies. Heck, months or so from now, someone may think to themselves "Hey, I want to read a parody of "Sweetest Thing" by U2," and they'll leave a vote and comment. In the meantime, if you really want to get a funny message across, remember to use a song many people know. Sorry I tweaked you into doing "Sweetest Thing," because I expected everyone to know this song.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't take the "choosing a well-known song" thing too seriously, though. I believe Charles Grossvenor Jr. wants people to fill up his site with parodies to any song, be they well-known or lesser known. So if you have written one you think is good, just submit it.
Allicat - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You are too nice to me.
makesnosense - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
arbin flarbin
Poopie Longstocking - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This is still one of my favourite 90's U2 songs. I gave it a 5,5,5 vote already.

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