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Song Parodies -> "Tampon Bloody Tampon"

Original Song Title:

"Sunday Bloody Sunday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Tampon Bloody Tampon"

Parody Written by:

King Levinsky

The Lyrics

Can't believe what I saw today,
Left in bed by you before you went away,
Lying right beside my face,
I nearly threw up all over the place,

How Long, How Long was it lying there, How Long,
OH GOD
All Night

Tampon Bloody Tampon

Well you're such a dirty bitch,
These sheets once were white,
Now they're crimson stitch,
You shouldn't share your curse below,
I shouldn't have to wake up next to menstral flow

Tampon Bloody Tampon

Well to soap this smell is immune,
The smell of blood and fish fills my bedroom,
I guess i'll have to fumigate
It's safe to say there will not be a second date

Tampon bloody tampon

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 7

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Ezra - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of what happened when i spent the night at my dad's house. lol.
Agrimorfee - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I am all for free speech, but, sometimes, there's just subjects that really shouldn't be displayed for all to enjoy. This shoulda been sent to whatfreaks.com.
Kat - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, this parody was a real cheap one.
Allicat - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Eew! That is so disgusting!!!
Peregrin - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Oi ! I'm raggin' bad on this one...
Andrea - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha ha this is hilarious, good work!
EasyAmused - February 11, 2023 - Report this comment
I've been singing the refrain since I first heard the original song, but never thought about the rest of the lyrics. Give stars, provided I get a royalty check. 😆

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