Song Parodies -> "Blaze The Cat's Not Racist!"

Original Song Title:

"We’re Not Gonna Take It!"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Blaze The Cat's Not Racist!"

Parody Written by:

Blaze The Cat & Friends

The Lyrics

We couldn't help but notice that in "Team Sonic Racing", One of Blaze's dialogue lines contained a species-ist comment about tanukis. The problem is: Blaze the Cat never said that about tanukis in her entire life. (She didn't even want to be in that game at the time it came out.) So, we're gonna post these song lyrics here to get our message across before Blaze ends up being cancelled over something that wasn't even her fault. (As the original song declares: We're not gonna take it anymore!)

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist!
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone!

SEGA has been deceiving....
You all into believing....
She does not like tanuki-kind!

They forced her into the game.
She'd been planning on leaving.
They didn't care; they acted blind!

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist!
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone!

The writers manipulated....
Complaints that Blaze had stated.
Blaze had said nothing; not a thing of offense!

Fans are riddled with ignorance;
Minds filled with dark deceptions!
We speak the truth, so please listen!

Woah-oh-oh!
Woah-oh-oh!

Blaze has....
Nothing....
Against....
Tanukis!

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist!
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone!

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist!
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone!
No way!

[[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE]]

Woah-oh-oh!
Woah-oh-oh!

We're right!
You're wrong!
They lied!
They conned!

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist!
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone!

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist!
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone! (just you try to disprove us!)

Blaze the Cat's not racist! (Come on!)
No, she isn't a racist! (You're all foolish and gullible!)
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone! (Y'all'd best apologize to Blaze right now!)

Blaze the Cat's not racist!
No, she isn't a racist! (Shame on you, SEGA!)
Blaze the Cat's not racist towards anyone!

Signed: Blaze the Cat, Colette the Mouse, Lapis the Vulture, Lunar the Chipmunk, Gloomy the Cat, Bronze the Cat, Orris the Fox, Rust the Alligator, Grigio the Lizard, Calla the Butterfly, Strawberry the Fox, Chocolate the Rabbit, Ginger the Mongoose, and Blaze's loving husband Lester Plesko.

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