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Song Parodies -> "I Got a Rock"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I Got a Rock"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Happy Halloween. Good grief.
[Chorus]
I got a rock! (Rock)
I got a rock! (Rock)
Good grief, a rock (Rats!)
I got a rock! (Rock)

"Charlie Brown," you say?
I only trick-or-treated and they
Opened up the door -- I say, No! (No!)
No, No, No, No, No!
Really not my day
Well, I expected candy and
How'd I put this in my mouth, I say, "No!"
No! Rats, Rats, No, No, No!

So, if you ask me why I'm not eating my candy
There's only one thing I can say to you

[Chorus]
I got a rock! (Rock)
Look, it's a rock! (Rock)
I can't eat rocks (Rats!)
I got a rock! (Rock)

At the pumpkin patch
My sister's there with Linus as he's
Waiting for a pumpkin -- Hee hee ho! (Yo!)
Go, go, go, go, go!
Is my costume ripped?
Mom sewed it for so long so I could
Trick-or-treat tonight so let's go! (Go!)
Go, go, go, go, go!

When it's like this I do not feel like trick-or-treating
A Snickers bar is easy on the tooth

[Chorus]
I got a rock! (Rock)
Good grief, a rock! (Rock)
Schroeder plays Bach (Bach)
And Ludwig Von (Van)

[Bridge]
I got a rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Who gives you rocks?! (Rocks)
Rock! (Rock)
Augh! (Rock)
What good's a rock (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
I wanted choc! (Choc)
Rock! (Not)
That! (Chalk)
I got a rock!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
I got a rock! (Rock)
Another rock? (Rock)
Give to Woodstock (Stock)
What's next, a sock?! (Sock)

[Outro]
I got a rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
I got a rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
I got a rock (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
I got a rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)
Rock! (Rock)

(Fade out)

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Agrimorfee - October 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween, Chris! 555

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