Where's my left sock? (sock)
Where's my left sock? (sock)
Where's my left sock? (sock)
Where's my left sock? (sock)

Just did the laundry
Everything else ok except for my left sock, where'd it go?
No! No, no, no, no, no!
This game we play
It's gone astray even though was there yesterday, Whoa, Oh
No! No, no, no, no, no!
So, if you ask me where the hell is it
There's only one thing I can say to you

It's f-cking lost! (lost)
It's f-cking lost! (lost)
It's f-cking lost! (lost)
It's f-cking lost! (lost)

Stolen by the cat?
Kids hand puppet or make believe something else for one of their shows
Shows! Shows! shows, shows- who knows?
Down the washer slot?
Mixed in with mom's sorting gone wrong? No?
No! No, no, no, F-ck no!
Searched high & low, where could it be?
Goes with my favorite shoes!!!

Where's my left sock? (sock)
Where's my left sock? (sock)
Where's my left sock? (sock)
Where's my left sock? (sock)

It's f-cking lost!
Lost! (lost)
Lost! (lost)
My left sock! (sock)
Lost! (lost)
Lost! (lost)
My left sock! (lost)
Lost! (lost)
Lost! (lost)
My left sock! (sock)
Lost! (lost)
Lost! (list)
My left sock! (sock)
... Oh here it is stuck in the washer... silly me!