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Song Parodies -> "Heather Locklear Naked"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Heather Locklear Naked"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Growing up, we guys all had our tv favorite gals. One of mine was Heather Locklear from both "Dynasty" and "T.J. Hooker!" I had her bikini poster, but wanted more!
(Chorus)
Heather Locklear naked
On 'Dynasty" she'd shake it
Yoga outfit and bikinis kept me wanting more

In designer outfits and 5" shoes she was so blonde and beautiful
Sexy actress life, put her in a thong
This wasn't ordinary lust, sex symbol of the '80s was
Heather's butt, her rack, her legs (could go on)

(Chorus)

My passion was neverending, for her stuff I kept sending
I wanted everything, of hers to view
No porn to be elated, her pics mom confiscated
"T.J. Hooker" put her in a suit*

She was hot, yeah
Babe to see, yeah
Loved every shot, yeah
On the screen

(Chorus) [x2]

A babe!!!

She was hot, yeah
Babe to see, yeah
Loved every shot, yeah
On the screen

(Chorus)

Heather Locklear naked (OMG)
On 'Dynasty" she'd shake it
Yoga outfit and bikinis kept me wanting more (In bed she'd always make it in front of us)

Heather Locklear naked ( nice buns)
On 'Dynasty" she'd shake it ( I was lustful and weak)
Yoga outfit and bikinis kept me wanting more (Worth all the money I spent on her)

Heather Locklear naked (was a sin)
On 'Dynasty" she'd shake it (but never porn)
Yoga outfit and bikinis kept me wanting more
* police uniform, actually

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Dee Sinner - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Glad to see you finally admit you have that kind of fantasies Rob - tired of the no response to the antiporn crusade? Oh, and she was still hot in Spin City!
Jonathan - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
where?! oh, that's the parody title... 5s
Rob Arndt - February 05, 2018 - Report this comment
@DS, I never denied that I didn't fantasize about sexy women; to the contrary, many of my parodies are about hot women!
Jon, I don't think she did any full nude pics. Plenty of partial nudity in "Dynasty" though :)

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