Song Parodies -> "How Did I Get Naked?"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

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Original Performer:

"How Did I Get Naked?"

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The Lyrics

based on a true story. ...you know, probably. I mean, this had to have happened to some poor schmo somewhere...

How Did I Get Naked?
Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

the moral, and I'll use it
alcohol, don't abuse it!
‘cause now all eyes are on my dong

I pray for power outage ‘cause,
the most seen my sausage was
it makes me blush, it feels so wrong

How Did I Get Naked?
Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

pals say that I was drinking,
and wasn't really thinking
I don't have nothin’, not a thing to wear

not dressed for going shopping
the shoppers are all stopping
I must get dressed, they see my pair!

whoooa… whoooa…

the sight (shoppers scream)
of me (shoppers scream)
a fright (shoppers scream)
to see (shoppers scream)

whoa! whoa!

How Did I Get Naked?
Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

How Did I Get Naked?
Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

oy vey!

whoooa… whoooa…

the sight (shoppers scream)
of me (shoppers scream)
a fright (shoppers scream)
to see (shoppers scream)

How Did I Get Naked?
Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

How Did I Get Naked? (Whoa!)
Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

(gotta hide my pingas!)
How Did I Get Naked?
(come on!)

Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?
(who convinced me to streak?!)
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store?

(I must cover my thingy!)
How Did I Get Naked?
(with a pin?)

Whoa! How Did I Get Naked?!
(I could use a uniform!)
How'd I Wind Up Naked, At The Store? (fade out...)

thanks for reading!

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CML - May 26, 2017 - Report this comment

There appears to be a newly found edginess in the Jonathan ouerve; whatever the 'eff that means ... But hey, fives all around

Rob Arndt - May 26, 2017 - Report this comment

This is something nude... er... new! 555!

Jeff - May 26, 2017 - Report this comment

Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that's cute, but can you breath through it?
5's

Jonathan - May 26, 2017 - Report this comment

CML - thanks, mate!
Rob - thanks, man!
Jeff - thanks for the 5s, and 5s for your joke! :)

Buck - May 27, 2017 - Report this comment

Jonathan, you should do a parody set in a nudist colony! I tried that in California back in 1973! Talkin' about letting it all hang out and being in the bush! Btw, like my name? It's an in joke for this parody! My real name is Kenneth Green. Good day, Sir, and three fives. I enjoyed this.

Jonathan - May 27, 2017 - Report this comment

^ a parody set in a nudist colony, eh? I've never been to one myself, but suppose I could try that. (the parody that is!) good day to you as well, and thanks for the 5s! :)

Don Rickles - May 27, 2017 - Report this comment

Buck Naked, eh? .. So, how's your brother, Stark?

Jonathan - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment

^ God Bless You, Mr. Rickles! still making us laugh, even from the afterlife!

Don Rickles - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment

^^Thought you'd like that, Jonathan ... ya hockey puck!

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