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Song Parodies -> "I Love My Cock"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Rock"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I Love My Cock"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

pet roosters... really only good for the owners! please enjoy!

I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
My Big, White Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)

keep it down you say,
tell me I'm gonna pay, ‘cause my rooster woke you again with it's crows!
(crow!) crow! crow! crow! crow! crow!
ev’ry single day,
it starts the same ol’ way, you're woken up, and then complain ‘bout the crows!
(crow!) crow! crow! crow! crow! crow!
so, if you ask me why I bought this little birdie,
a recommendation I have for you

Go Pet A Cock! (Cock!)
And Get That Cock! (Cock!)
You'll Love Said Cock! (Cock!)
A Big, White Cock! (Cock!)

your cat’s squealin’ yet,
you swear there's nothin’ worse, yeah, there ain't nothin’ in the world worse than a crow!
(crow!) just a rooster crow…
when the sun comes up,
you tell me say so long, ‘cause you can't stand the morning song of these crows!
(crow!) noisy rooster crows!
I don't like this, you've resorted to shootin’ at me
I guess now I'll just have to go inside,

To Pet My Cock! (Cock!)
My Big, White Cock! (Cock!)
I Love This Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)

I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
My Big, White Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock!!!

I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Don't Need A Clock! (Clock!)
To Wake Me Up! (Up!)
‘Cause I've A Cock! (Cock!)

I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
My Big, White Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
I Love My Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!)
Cock! (Cock!) (fade out, rock on…)

thanks for reading!

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Amanda - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment

As they say on Animaniacs, "goodnight, everybody!"

Rob Arndt - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Not being cocky, but here's three well-deserved 5s!

John G. - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Not your best material. I'm disappointed as others are :(

Jonathan - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Amanda - yeah, Animaniacs! anybody who says "cartoons are just for children," should give that one a look! see what kind of jokes that little "kid's show" could get away with!
Rob - thanks, mate!
John G. - I'm sorry that this one wasn't to your liking. hopefully, you'll enjoy my next one better!

David - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Well, this went up like a lead balloon! Title threw me too!

Alice in Chains - May 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Yeah, here comes the rooster, you now he ain't gonna blow

George Takei - May 20, 2017 - Report this comment

I love mine too. (Dreams of mayo and Callmelennie in a Subway restroom)

Jonathan - May 20, 2017 - Report this comment

oh my...

CML - May 20, 2017 - Report this comment

Dream on, George, it ain't gonna happen. I only have eyes for Ethel Mermam. I'm coming out as a Mermaphrodite. I've been suppressing these feelings since I was nine years old, but Porfle's parody of a few days ago finally forced me address my feelings for the Mermuff.

Don't fear the rooster... - May 21, 2017 - Report this comment

...but don't get cocky either, kid.

Jonathan - May 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Lame Pun Alert!: don't worry, I won't get cocky no matter how many people like my parroties! (ugh, parroty? even I groaned at that one!)

Jeff - May 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Enough of this c*ck and bull story (bad pun)!

Mario - May 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Everyone knows that Callmelennie doesn't go well with mayonnaise! I feed him a nice Italian meatball sandwich with free bread sticks thrown in and he can toss the salad!!!

CML - May 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Not into that stuff, Mario. For the Merm has turned for me -- from her back right onto her belly, OH MY! ..... Dammit George, now you've got me doing it!!

Rob Arndt - May 22, 2017 - Report this comment

CML, please do a parody about George Takei called tentatively "OH MY!!!" That will put an end to this once and for all! Maybe do Scotty too as he kept saying, " I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!"

Agrimorfee - May 22, 2017 - Report this comment

um, a doodle doo? Good job getting this past the censor.

Jonathan - May 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Jeff - good one!
Agrimorfee - muchas gracias! to be honest, I wasn't sure if this one would be accepted. even though in this case, "cock" clearly means rooster! :)

Bradley - May 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Enough of these cockamamie remarks! I know, bad pun...

Ben - May 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Good parody with a twist. High 5s! I have a request. My daughter loves the Mongoose, so could you do something on that as a topic? I don't know what OS you could use, but you always seem to come up with a solution. She would enjoy it and so would I. Many thanks!

Rob Arndt - May 23, 2017 - Report this comment

That's an easy one. Jon, use "Maneater" as "Snake Killer."

Jonathan - May 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Bradley - mo badda, mo betta!
Ben & Rob - I don't know much about mongoose (mongeese? I'm not even sure of the proper plural!) but I can try my hand at that one. unless of course, Rob beats me to it! :)

Rob Arndt - May 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Jon, you never saw "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi" as a kid?
https://youtu.be/Kl7f2ytS7Vw

Jonathan - May 24, 2017 - Report this comment

^ nope, I'm sorry to say that I didn't. but it was animated by Chuck Jones, right? I'll have to check it out on that merit alone! (dude was a cartoon genius!)

Jim Garcia - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Catchy title! Loved it!

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