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Song Parodies -> "Bad Boys (of Rocky Road)"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boys (of Rock 'n' Roll)"

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Boys (of Rocky Road)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
So I smell kinda weird to you,
Well, I think you smell funny.
Your flavor’s old and smeared all through,
The news, it leaves me cold, ya see.
What is your problem, what will ya do
When they come for you? Now decide.
There’s one flavor that should suit you,
So please come to the Dark Side.

We’re the bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?

So you say we’re offending you?
What’s wrong? Is it something we ate?
We’ll let ya live, we’re defending, too,
We ain’t gonna go hesitate.
You’re always trying to be so cool,
Making fun of what we like.
We’re just damning the system, so don’t be a fool,
Or else you can take a hike.

We’re the bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?

[guitar solo]

Now us boys are unhealthy too,
Well, we’re sorry we’re making you fat.
You just can’t eat anything ‘cause you’ll spew,
Well where do you think that it’s at?
We just wanna enjoy our food
And have fun just living our lives
Still, you poison our ice cream, and that’s not cool, dude,
And we’re sick of all of your jive.

We’re the bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you…

Bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?

How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)…

[fade out]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by not getting set free.

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CML - March 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Rocky Road Ain't Taste Pollution (try that one)
Oops - March 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Looks like you've already done it
Rob Arndt - March 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Another noble effort using the same topic- 555!

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