So I smell kinda weird to you,
Well, I think you smell funny.
Your flavor’s old and smeared all through,
The news, it leaves me cold, ya see.
What is your problem, what will ya do
When they come for you? Now decide.
There’s one flavor that should suit you,
So please come to the Dark Side.

We’re the bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?

So you say we’re offending you?
What’s wrong? Is it something we ate?
We’ll let ya live, we’re defending, too,
We ain’t gonna go hesitate.
You’re always trying to be so cool,
Making fun of what we like.
We’re just damning the system, so don’t be a fool,
Or else you can take a hike.

We’re the bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?

[guitar solo]

Now us boys are unhealthy too,
Well, we’re sorry we’re making you fat.
You just can’t eat anything ‘cause you’ll spew,
Well where do you think that it’s at?
We just wanna enjoy our food
And have fun just living our lives
Still, you poison our ice cream, and that’s not cool, dude,
And we’re sick of all of your jive.

We’re the bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you…

Bad boys of rocky road,
Mad boys of a la mode.
Bad boys of rocky road,
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?

How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)
How bad can a bad boy be if he sets you free?
(We’re the bad boys of rocky road)…

[fade out]