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Song Parodies -> "They're Not Gonna Make It"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"They're Not Gonna Make It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In bad taste, but oh well...
Assad sings:

No, they're not gonna make it
Government Forces are gonna take it
Aleppo will fall 'cause we are waging war

I have the right to disapprove and
There's no way that we can lose
We'll fight the fight, we are not wrong
I fight all terrorists, you see
The Rebels are our enemy and
We just won't quit, it's been too long

No, they're not gonna make it
Government Forces are gonna take it
Aleppo will fall 'cause we are waging war

The threats are neverending
ISIS and Rebel unfriendlies
The Reds are helping, nothing you can do
The West is weak and frustrated
I, Bashir, will not tolerate it
Send your best, your best won't due
(Like your sh-t F-22)

Oh.....................
Oh.....................
I'm right, yeah
I'm me, bad
We fight, yeah
Rebs bleed...

No, they're not gonna make it
Government Forces are gonna take it
Aleppo will fall 'cause we are waging war

No, they're not gonna make it
Government Forces are gonna take it
Aleppo will fall 'cause we are waging war
Hell to pay to disobey!

Oh.....................
Oh.....................
Traitors flee
Enemies
In our sights
Artillery!

No, they're not gonna make it
Government Forces are gonna take it
Aleppo will fall 'cause we are waging war

No, they're not gonna make it
Government Forces are gonna take it
Aleppo will fall 'cause we are waging war

Will I grant an exodus?
Ceasefire endless nonsense
Move on
Aleppo's gonna be broken
There'll be killing in the streets
They're not gonna make it, this is war
Barrel bombs, we got plenty
They're not gonna make it
Got them pinned
No, they're not gonna make it
Unless they all conform
More will die than ever before

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