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Song Parodies -> "Im Not Wearin Braces"

Original Song Title:

"Were Not Gonna Take It"

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Im Not Wearin Braces"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

im not wearin braces
No, i aint wearin braces
im not wearin braces anymore
We've got the right to choose and there is no way im goin to the dentist

This is my teeth this is my song
ill fight the cavities on my own, don't hurt my big buck teeth 'cause
You cant straight them, they dont belong

Repeat Chorus

Oh, there so condescending, i know the plaque is still rising
but i dont want them ', not my teeth , and not me
i know there not straight and crooked, nasty and repulsing
If that's your teeth, your teeth won't do


there bright, yeah
there white, yeah
and big, yeah
You'll see, yeah

Repeat Chorus (2x)

No way

Repeat Release

Repeat Chorus

im not wearin braces
no i aint wearin braces
oh im not wearin braces any more

im not wearin braces(come on)
No, i ain't wearin braces (dont care about worthless theeth)
im not wearin braces anymore (all big and bad cavities)

im not wearin braces (i kiss my girlfriend)
No, i aint wearin braces (and our braces get stuck)
im not wearin braces anymore

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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 4   0
 5   8

User Comments

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Stooge - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I found myself having trouble singing along as the pacing was off in several spots
Agrimorfee - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Straighten up and write right.
white trash - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
i know amrigmorfree i know and im tryin to learn from that mistake so quit leaving these comments leave good ones not about spelling errors avoid those comments so and ill learn from mistakes
stuart mcarthur - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
well, braces turn on Cameron Diaz, so I was thinking finally they were starting to get some good press - nice idea and well done, White Trash
Agrimorfee - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
White Trash, i am not commenting on your spelling...i don't care about that. See what Stooge said, too? Just don't rush your you listen to the song and read along before you turn it in? You can get higher ratings all around if you take your time with it, I know you can! :)
white trash - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
well i copy and paste original lyrics and i go so fast i try to find a way to go fast cause im a very busy person and i dont have much time on this site as i want i will make tim some day oh and i want to thank stuart mcarthur for the comment
jason mann - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
good job i didnt have trouble with pacing it was good this is a good idea

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