Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Gonna Spank It"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Not Gonna Spank It"

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The Lyrics

Today, I make a life-changing decision. That decision is...

Oh I'm not gonna spank it
No, I ain't gonna spank it
Oh I not gonna spank it anymore

I cannot open doors and
I think I broke my left hand
You spank too much, and something's wrong

Now all my soiled laundry
It comes at night to haunt me
You spank too much, it won't be long

So I'm not gonna spank it
No, I ain't gonna thank it
Oh, I'm not gonna spank it anymore

Oh nuts, it's not descending
I changed the way it's bending
It don't look nothin' now like it used to

So please restrict self-kindness
Or you'll end up with blindness
Without a rest, the thing turns blue

Oh..
Oh..
I'm done (yeah)
I'm SPENT (yeah)
My gun (yeah)
It's BENT (yeah)

Oh I'm not gonna spank it
NO, I ain't gonna yank it
Oh I'm not gonna spank it anymore

Oh I'm not gonna spank it
No, I think that I shrank it
Oh I'm not gonna spank it anymore

No way

Oh
Oh

Extend!!! (yeah)
I choke (yeah)
My friend (yeah)
I broke (yeah)

Oh I'm not gonna spank it
Fried, my beans and a frank-it
So I'm not gonna spank it anymore

Oh I'm not gonna spank it
No, I think that I sank it
Oh I'm not gonna spank it anymore

If I try I'll break it
I'm not gonna spank it
Come on!

No, I ruined a blanket
Maybe it just needs a tweak
I'm not gonna spank it anymore

Now drop and give me twenty
I'm not gonna spank it
Well, maybe just one more

NO, I ain't gonna spank it
No, I control YOU
I'm not gonna spank it anymore

Sure, man. Whatever you say...
Copyright 2005+ 2nz

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Stuart McArthur - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Ha! - loved the spank rhymes, esp. "Fried, my beans and a frank-it" and the "blanket" one - well that's one sadder monkey in the world 2nz - 555

Arwen - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Uh...

Darling, you know I love you, right? You need to know that...but honestly...I have nothing...; )

Scrawny Johnny - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

What else can I say? - That was really funny!! I guess be more careful next time!

Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Glen, has your dad ever sat you down and told you about not being TOO honest?...I didn't need to know this. ;-) 555

2nz - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

huh... I figured this would just get rejected and then I'd be forced to make my first entry on Whatfreaks. But it posted... how 'bout that.

Thanks Stu, thems was fun to write.

Arwen, thanks for stopping by honey... and good call ;c)

Thanks Johnny.

2nz - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Kristof, honestly I don't think anybody NEEDED to know this. But when a bunch of friends are laughing their heads off and you have a sister saying 'Please don't submit that', it's hard.... I mean difficult not to. I'm just making this worse, huh?

Rick C - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

This is funny, 2nz! Think of how much longer your eyesight is going to stay healthy too! 555

Serafina - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I think I'll slap a perfect 5-5-5 vote on this one... ;)

Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL on this 2nz. You're left handed huh? Rosy Palm and her five sisters will be disappointed in you. 5s.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I was expecting a twist end climax, but you never let it come...

John Barry - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Abusement amusement. Very funny. Fives

Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Okay, I'll admit it, I chuckled. Gotta hand it to you...it was good.

Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

You broke your left hand? You do have a right hand, don't you?

Starlette Victory - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Hilarious, but how'd you get this in?

Cheezmeister - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment

oooooh, now that IS one life changing decision. Keep us posted. If you can last a month, that merits a nice, shiny award. Maybe not one that says "I AIN'T GONNA SPANK IT" explicitly, but.....

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