Ladies and gentlemen, Jughead and friends!
We're (We're) ready (ready) to (to) party! (party!)

We're ready to party, we're ready!
So bring lots of burgers and Betty! (That's fair!)
Come on in , come to the place where fun never ends
Come on in, it's time to party with Jughead and friends

(Wendy) Weatherbee, (Trula) Twyst sees me
(Cousin) Bingo... and there's Ethel
Bell peppers (bell peppers), tot taters (tot taters)
Ice cream of (ice cream of) all flavors (Yum!)
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends
Come on in, it's time to party with Jughead and friends
Come on in, we're getting hungry for Jughead and friends
Jughead and friends

[Jughead]: "Archie is still here. He can see you."