Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-Wee's so excited,
Because all his friends haven not been invited (that's not you!)
To go bad, at Pee-Wee's Jailhouse!

There's a baddest rhythm, coming from Puppet Land (what that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talking fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-Wee's Jailhouse!

Globey's spinning, Mr. Window's grinning,
because Terri's flying by (hello!)
The Flowers are singing, the Picture Phone is ringing,
and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soaring, Conky's still a snoring,
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Countess is so classy, Randy's kind of sassy
A baddest establishment you've never seen!
Spend the bad day with Pee-Wee and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!)

Get out of bed, there'll be no more napping! (Wake up!)
Because you've landed in a place where anything cannot happen
Now we've given you bad warning!
It's going to be that kind of morning
For being bad!
For getting a bad day!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-Wee's Jailhouse!